joke

[ibr_adam09]

an little boy comes home ,and catches his mom having an affair ,
he hears someone coming in . so he go hide in the closet . his mom now hears it too , and hides the guy in the closet .
[lil boy ]it sure is dark in here
[ guy] yes it is
[lil boy]would you like to buy an ball
[guy] no
[lilboy] im sure my dad
[guy]how much
[lilboy] $1000
a couple weeks later . the lil boy was in the basement . his mom heard some one coming and hide the guy in the basement , and turned the light out .
[lilboy] it sure is dark in here ,
[guy] it sure is
[lil boy] you wanna buy some boots
[guy] how much $5000
the next day the boys dad tell him to go get his boots ,and ball .
[lilboy ] i cant i sold them for $6000.
[dad] were going to church so you can confess your sins for way over charging
sunday come and they go to church . the lil boy goes to the confessional. he steps in and the door shuts
[lilboy] it sure is dark in here .
[voice] don't start that again

holy fukin shet , i was reading that joke today at work with the book " the encyclopedia of jokes" by friars club

[ibr_adam09]

what fame means -

first guy- fame to me means you are invited to the president's white house and have nice conversation one on one in his office

second guy- no, no no, fame is when you're invited to the president's white house, the emergency red phone rings and the president doesn't pick it up while talking to you

third guy - both of you are wrong, you're really famous when you invited to the white house , the red phone rings, the president picks it up... and says .................................................. .................................................. .

..........."its for you"

[ibr_adam09]

affair joke-


a couple wanting to really embrace how rich they are to their guest at a fancy party late evening in their shoreline condo decide that to top off being hostess, so the wife decides to serve snails to the guests. she demanded the husband to go out on the beach and pick up bucket full of snails, sense stores are closes this late. the man walks down the steps out on the beach and walks the shoreline picking up what he could find until he came across a beautiful single woman, as he couldn't resist her amazing body and she persisted to invite him over to her nearby apartment, he readily agreed. they get at it and he gets exhausted and falls asleep.

the following morning around 7 o clock , he wakes up remembering about the bucket of snails and the party, so he rushed with bucket running across the beach , but just as he gets to his door steps he slipped and falls and the bucket of snails are scattered all over the front door.

to his surprise moments later , his angry wife opens the door and stands there very angry.

the husband on the grounds looks at the wife , then the snails , wife again , then snails once more

then without hesitant he blurts out commonly to the snails " come on little guys ... your almost there"

[justin_cbh22]

hahahahahahahahahah

[r.paz]

a boy came into the school an hour late so his teacher ask him why your are late.., he aswerd coz a old lady drop her 100 dollar bill..,teacher ask again what did u do u help her find the money..,boy answed again no i step on her money and wait for her to forgot about the money..

[r.paz]

same boy after school.., in his bedroom musterbating.., his dad saw him and didnt say any thing.., after diner his dad talk to him and say son if u keep musterbating youll go blind.., the boy answer dad who you talkin to im over here

[TEXAS_CB7_25]

Haha That Last One Was On Beerfest. Lol

[r.paz]

more jokes

[Sneakerhead28]

Guys driving to the super market with his blonde wife so as he parks he tells her ill b back in 5 minutes wait here and keep an eye on the car as he gets out the super market he sees his wife standin carless, so he asks his wife wheres the car?? she says oo this theif came, stole it and drove off so he says oh my did u see his face?? she responds "no but i got his liscence plates number"

[slof22]

lol...post more!!

[iam_nas]

the old man one was funny