So, I just want to say to the guys on this forum, if you haven't done so, get your prostate checked.
Here's my story:
I was home alone this last Tuesday, felt this weird feeling in the lower pit of my stomach, didn't feel like anything I've ever felt before, caused me some concern. Anyhow, I get up, head to the bathroom to see if maybe droppin a deuce would alleviate the problem. I'm sittin on the toilet for a few minutes, my stomach starts churning, with no notice comes the most incredible pressure followed by a bit of a gurgle, then out comes the most gut wrenching shit I've ever dropped in my life, it just came, I wasn't pushing at all. I wait out the storm, when I think I'm done I grab the toilet paper to wipe, I start off with light pressure, drop the first wad of paper, reach for a second, this time I apply a little more pressure, I'm starting to feel clean, I figure a third time should do the trick, not so much, it just didn't feel clean, so I grab for a forth wad of toilet paper, that's when it happens, my middle finger busted straight thru that shit, I swear to God I hit my prostate, I'm shootin baby batter all over my underwear, pants, shoes, a towel that was on the floor. I sit there in shock, should I be alarmed, or amazed. Should I tell the wife the key to mind blowing orgasms comes from having a finger up my butt? surely I can't do that, that's embarrassing.
Now everyone in the house bitches that I buy Great Value 1 ply toilet paper, I can't tell em why.
Here's my story:
I was home alone this last Tuesday, felt this weird feeling in the lower pit of my stomach, didn't feel like anything I've ever felt before, caused me some concern. Anyhow, I get up, head to the bathroom to see if maybe droppin a deuce would alleviate the problem. I'm sittin on the toilet for a few minutes, my stomach starts churning, with no notice comes the most incredible pressure followed by a bit of a gurgle, then out comes the most gut wrenching shit I've ever dropped in my life, it just came, I wasn't pushing at all. I wait out the storm, when I think I'm done I grab the toilet paper to wipe, I start off with light pressure, drop the first wad of paper, reach for a second, this time I apply a little more pressure, I'm starting to feel clean, I figure a third time should do the trick, not so much, it just didn't feel clean, so I grab for a forth wad of toilet paper, that's when it happens, my middle finger busted straight thru that shit, I swear to God I hit my prostate, I'm shootin baby batter all over my underwear, pants, shoes, a towel that was on the floor. I sit there in shock, should I be alarmed, or amazed. Should I tell the wife the key to mind blowing orgasms comes from having a finger up my butt? surely I can't do that, that's embarrassing.
Now everyone in the house bitches that I buy Great Value 1 ply toilet paper, I can't tell em why.
This tmi lol. I don't need to know how you masturbate lol.
Congratulations, but I'd recommend you learn to lube instead of just surprising yourself with the cheap TP!
.....lol you fingered your own butt lol homo.
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