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    #16
    What kind of dick do you have? Mine has a tip.
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      #17
      I explain it as money spent


      Total money spent; $27 dollars. 25 for the room, 2 for the tip. Then you have $3 in change. $9 per person, equal share, nobody is a dick.


      BOOM.
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        #18
        Originally posted by Jarrett View Post
        What kind of dick do you have? Mine has a tip.
        I love this guy!

        Originally posted by toycar View Post
        I explain it as money spent

        Total money spent; $27 dollars. 25 for the room, 2 for the tip. Then you have $3 in change. $9 per person, equal share, nobody is a dick.

        BOOM.
        See, now you're blowing my mind again. That's how I saw it to begin with. But somehow that leaves a dollar left over.



        Each guy DID pay $9 but one of those guys' dollars didnt go towards the tip.


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          #19
          or all 3 guys tipped $.66666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666

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            #20
            Then what happened to the $.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000001? (yes, I actually counted... that is correct... )






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              #21
              ok.. maybe there is actually 1 dick that chipped in $.66 and 2 nice guys that chipped in $.67

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                #22
                That cheapskate...






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                  #23
                  i think we should worry about the other parts of the story.. 3 guys getting a $25 hotel room? and what kinda hotel has those prices AND a bus boy? maybe the "bus boy" is code for something else..

                  then again i think he means "bell hop".. :P

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                    #24
                    I'm going to contribute with another riddle

                    i'm going to tell the story in a really stupid way too


                    So theres this old as fuck rich dude who lives in the desert. He has two sons and each wants to inherit all of his money. He decides to come up with a competition for them to see who is worthy of his money. He tells them " Whichever of your camels reaches my other house last wins all of my money. Baffled both boys get on their camels and wander around in the desert like fucking idiots for a few days. Some how they both run into this old man at the same time ( kinda the only dumb part about the riddle ). They both speak with the old man and tell them what they're doing. After they finish the old man tells them something, both boys jump on the camels and ride as fast as they can all of the sudden. What did the old man in the desert tell them?

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                      #25
                      Has something to do with the fact that he said whichever of your "camels" reaches the house last, but im to high off paint fumes to put 2 and 2 together to figure out the rest

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                        #26
                        lol

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                          #27
                          To take each others camel.
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                            #28
                            ^^Boom there it is

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                              #29
                              Originally posted by 2.2litrebeater View Post
                              To take each others camel.
                              Bingo, I was given that riddle in 4th grade. I waas the only person to get it which is why I still remember it.

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                                #30
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                                How much dirt can you dig out of a whole 4 ft x 8 ft x 4 ft deep?

                                Two fathers and two sons went fishing. They caught three fish; each person caught one. How?

                                A man walked 10 miles due south, then 10 miles due east, then 10 miles due north and ended up where he started. Where did he start/end?
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