The stupid question thread

[toycar]

Basically, answer someones question and then get to ask one yourself. The point of this is to be funny/entertaining.



Come on, play along. I'll start with two questions;




1.) If I ate myself, would I double in size, or disappear?



2.) If you fish in a dirty pond, do you catch dirty fish?

[af_1132]

1.) Answer: Neither, you would die mid-meal, a sad, unsuccessful self cannibal.

Question: Can I use a broken laser/radar detector as an excuse to get out of a speeding ticket?

[toycar]

1.) Answer: Neither, you would die mid-meal, a sad, unsuccessful self cannibal.

Question: Can I use a broken laser/radar detector as an excuse to get out of a speeding ticket?

No, but you could certainly use it to justify the ticket to the wife.


If someone told you to go "fuck yourself"-is that really such a bad thing?

[XCRN]

Depends on how they want you to fuck yourself.

Does the world work like the Highlander where I ruin someone else's day and mine becomes better?

[af_1132]

Does the world work like the Highlander where I ruin someone else's day and mine becomes better?

Answer: You know, some people really act as if the world worked that way. I'm tellin' ya, it's all those new-fangled techno gizmos and gadgets are making the young kids selfish and poisinin' their minds, ya hear? For those who have even the smallest microscopic smidgen of a conscience though, their day is worse off than the person's day that they ruined. They go back, apologize, make amends, and try to rekindle what might have been lost.

Question: Who does this remind you of: "Yah man, naw me3ean, I got thos shoks too bro I be up in Pa but i got a squad tho got 2 lifts in my shop bro come by and chck out my rides I hok you up just put a C32 in my Cb7 and a B16a turboed in del sol hit m e up bro0o................."

[toycar]

Question: Who does this remind you of: "Yah man, naw me3ean, I got thos shoks too bro I be up in Pa but i got a squad tho got 2 lifts in my shop bro come by and chck out my rides I hok you up just put a C32 in my Cb7 and a B16a turboed in del sol hit m e up bro0o................."

Answer: Brian Spilner








Question;



Is it possible to cry underwater?

[XCRN]

Only if you are kicked in the balls under water.

How much wood could a Woodchuck SUCK if a Woodchuck was a Kardashian sister?

[af_1132]

How much wood could a Woodchuck SUCK if a Woodchuck was a Kardashian sister?

Answer: Oh good grief, one over the square root of negative eleventeen, of course.

Visual:
___1___
\/-


Question: What would happen if everything disappeared except the CB7 Tuner Facebook Group?

[XCRN]

2 years after everyone disappears, they will be gone as well from the tight mods yo killing off the rest of the population.

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!

[af_1132]

Question;
Is it possible to cry underwater?

If you are wearing a scuba diver suit, then yes .

Question:
What's the diff. btwn...__________
..________ -----------\________/
./ --\ ---------- /-----\
|o______o| ---and.---|oo_____oo|
|_|-----|_|----------/_/---.-.---\_\

?

[93twodoorLX]

answer:
-WING!
-fogs (i think)
-mad camber yo! all these things make you cool

question: is there really always room for JELL-O or would you eventually be full.

-sean

[93twodoorLX]

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!

answer: it is impossible and furthermore "You! Yes, you behind the bikesheds, stand still laddy!"

-sean

[XCRN]

answer:
-WING!
-fogs (i think)
-mad camber yo! all these things make you cool

question: is there really always room for JELL-O or would you eventually be full.

-sean

If you sit on the toilet while you consume JELL-O you will not fill up completely, but as soon as you detach yourself from the toilet you will eventually fill up and will run the risk of Type 7 Diabetes.

What is the cheat code for unlimited money? I try Up Down Left Right X X but every time I check my wallet I am still poor.

[93twodoorLX]

cheat code for unlimited money is this code. type in on your main menu when u wake up

A L E X R O D R I G U E Z

you will be the ultimate cheater with unlimited money.

is there ever too much of a good thing? or does the good thing turn bad after a while

-sean

[af_1132]

is there ever too much of a good thing? or does the good thing turn bad after a while
-sean

Answer: Most things that are "good" turn bad after a sometimes short while: alcohol, meth, cocaine, street racing, affairs, cheating, picking fights, kleptomania, etc. Some things that are good never stop being good: putting others needs before your own, giving to the poor, and learning.

Question: What is the fastest way for someone to go from to :?