So um me and a buddy went cruisin around cuz we got bored. Told him to call up this 1 dude we hung w/ last weekend bcuz hes a kool ass person. Well anyways we call him up, he says hes got a hotel room rented, along w/ lets say 5-6 other groups of ppl. We meet him up at a hy-vee gas station.. He meets us up there in this nice ass firebird, and I look to my right and see his gf like literally fucking him! That was some crazy shit. I thought to myself "this will be one crazy night". Well anyways we get up to this hotel, and start hittin like 4 diff rooms. He gave us the keycards to each of the rooms. So im headin up the stairs to check out this first room. Try and walk in, def not happening! Pizza boxes, beer cans, and girls clothes everywhere!!! I look up and see like 2-3 girls undressed and freaking wasted as hell! So in excitement im callin my buddy up "like duddde get the fuck up here, 3 bitches wasted, kissing eachother and they're fucking naked!!!!" He jus goes "oh thats nice" and hangs up. So im chillen up in that room for like a good 20-25mins, and im like wtf. Wondering why my buddy didnt care too much.
So I start walking down the cop stops me asking me if theres any problems. I sit there and talk 2 the cop for a cpl mins and he ends up telling me he enjoys these hotel parties bcuz hes been flashed like 5x tonight. I start laughing and head down the hallway again, and enter the 2nd room. Im walkin in and I notice that my friends in this room. So I hurry and run in. And in my amazement I see 2 of the most gorgeous fucking girls ive ever seen in my life. These girls were wasted 2, but were in sum sexxy ass lingerie and like all over eachother. So at this point im like wow I cant hold back and I go up there and jump in the middle of the kissing and shit. I end up getting w/ one of these girls for like 10mins and we start talking. Shes had a terrible night, and starts crying.. I felt bad but the gentleman I am, I talked to her and calmed her down. She gave me a big hug, and started kissing me afterwards. Im like oh yea im fuckin down. We make out for like 2-3mins and this bitch just whips out her tits.
Yea I thought nothing like this was going to happen. You guys know wats next 
But anyways after all this happened I yell for my friend and we leave this room.
On our way to the 3rd room we see that cop again. This time hes being a total dick, and like starts bitching at us. So we run to this other room and here every1 is. This room was a total mess, and everything was trashed. I swear there was atleast 20+ ppl in that small ass hotel room. Like 20mins or so passes by, and the cop knocks on the door and asks to keep it quiet bcuz hes getting tonz of complaints. So this one dude who is totally WASTED walks outside w/ the cop and jus starts acting like a jackass. He went around following the cop, and when sum1 opened the door hed say "get back in there, and close that door" Lol the cop told him he was doing a good job. So this drunk ass dude (Name was BJ) kept walking and roaming the halls like he was the cop for the night. He ends up tripping over and passes out right in the middle of the hallway. By this time im getting trashed along w/ every1 else and im dieing of laughter. You could just say that this was a long ass fun night.. but in the end we ended up getting kicked out of the hotel room for jumping in the pool at 1 in the morning. All in all this was a crazy ass fucking fun-filled night!
Just thought id let ya guys in on some of my fun night. 
Laterrrrr.
So I start walking down the cop stops me asking me if theres any problems. I sit there and talk 2 the cop for a cpl mins and he ends up telling me he enjoys these hotel parties bcuz hes been flashed like 5x tonight. I start laughing and head down the hallway again, and enter the 2nd room. Im walkin in and I notice that my friends in this room. So I hurry and run in. And in my amazement I see 2 of the most gorgeous fucking girls ive ever seen in my life. These girls were wasted 2, but were in sum sexxy ass lingerie and like all over eachother. So at this point im like wow I cant hold back and I go up there and jump in the middle of the kissing and shit. I end up getting w/ one of these girls for like 10mins and we start talking. Shes had a terrible night, and starts crying.. I felt bad but the gentleman I am, I talked to her and calmed her down. She gave me a big hug, and started kissing me afterwards. Im like oh yea im fuckin down. We make out for like 2-3mins and this bitch just whips out her tits.
Yea I thought nothing like this was going to happen. You guys know wats next But anyways after all this happened I yell for my friend and we leave this room.On our way to the 3rd room we see that cop again. This time hes being a total dick, and like starts bitching at us. So we run to this other room and here every1 is. This room was a total mess, and everything was trashed. I swear there was atleast 20+ ppl in that small ass hotel room. Like 20mins or so passes by, and the cop knocks on the door and asks to keep it quiet bcuz hes getting tonz of complaints. So this one dude who is totally WASTED walks outside w/ the cop and jus starts acting like a jackass. He went around following the cop, and when sum1 opened the door hed say "get back in there, and close that door" Lol the cop told him he was doing a good job. So this drunk ass dude (Name was BJ) kept walking and roaming the halls like he was the cop for the night. He ends up tripping over and passes out right in the middle of the hallway. By this time im getting trashed along w/ every1 else and im dieing of laughter. You could just say that this was a long ass fun night.. but in the end we ended up getting kicked out of the hotel room for jumping in the pool at 1 in the morning. All in all this was a crazy ass fucking fun-filled night!
Just thought id let ya guys in on some of my fun night.
Laterrrrr.
I got high as a motherfucker and watched some TV show on bigfoot, TRIPPY.
Why? Someone stole (or I lost...) my wallet! I can't even buy cigs because I don't have my ID, how stupid is that shit? Ahh I'm frustrated...what a wasted weekend.
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