best way to remove sand: vinegar and water, or just plain water?

[crazymikey]

I saw the new thread title on the main page expecting a funny thread.

Then it was this again.

[9_2_C_B_7]

Look, ive been on here for awhile now and i have under 20 posts, do you know why?

Its because 99% of every question people ask on here, its been asked before. If you research it, you will find it.

And as for Deev. He has a lot of information that is very useful. Everyone on here is lucky for him to give all of his information.

[deevergote]

I'm actually a noob myself, compared to most. My experience is limited. A large part of what I know, I know from reading the pages of this forum. That alone shows how much information is here!

Asking a repeat question isn't a problem, as long as someone shows they've made an effort to find a previous answer. Usually, when someone searches, they learn some of what they need, if not all of it. Either the info they find is incomplete, or needs clarification. People are more than happy to help in that case. It's easy enough to spot the lazy ones.

[Quashish]

So deev you changed the title?

[dysfunk]

I vote that the next title should read "I masturbate using superglue"

[Wickit]

I vote that the next title should read "I masturbate using superglue"

[nine_deuce]

This DEFINITELY isn't what I was expecting by the thread title. Whoever changed it, fuck you! Son of a bitch! haha, I keed. I was actually looking for some interesting conversation as to why this guys farts smell like old milk. I personally think farts are funny, the sound, smell... the feel. Anyone ever fart while sitting down and you can feel the fart "bubble" creep between your ball sack and thigh? It feels like if you look down while it's happening, you can see the bubble push your balls to the side. Or, is this only a fat guy thing?

And if anyone is wondering, NO, I'm not drunk...

[redlined302]

I vote that the next title should read "I masturbate using superglue"

This.

Is full of win

[deevergote]

This DEFINITELY isn't what I was expecting by the thread title. Whoever changed it, fuck you! Son of a bitch! haha, I keed. I was actually looking for some interesting conversation as to why this guys farts smell like old milk. I personally think farts are funny, the sound, smell... the feel. Anyone ever fart while sitting down and you can feel the fart "bubble" creep between your ball sack and thigh? It feels like if you look down while it's happening, you can see the bubble push your balls to the side. Or, is this only a fat guy thing?

And if anyone is wondering, NO, I'm not drunk...

I've had this conversation with a girl. SHE was the one to bring up the wandering fart bubble.

I've never had it happen. I'm a cheek lifter.

[TracieS]

Best tittle yet lulz

[nine_deuce]

See, the cheek lift thing looks WAY too suspicious for me. Imagine Chris Farley sitting beside you, leaning over... you automatically think, he's farting. I find if I let it sneak out, no one is the wiser, this works great when the farts smell like week old road kill and asparagus

[Wickit]

I think the one about him sitting on his nuts, now he's frumpy actually fit his first post :P

[deevergote]

I take pride in my colon blasts. I can't hide when I rip one anyway, so I just make it obvious and own that shit. If I let it out nice and quiet, and nobody knows it's me... I get this look on my face like I'm desperately trying to keep the biggest secret in the world.

That, or I'm the only other person in the room, and it's REALLY hard to convince someone that the stank they're marinating in belongs to themselves!
I did that to my friend's girlfriend. I laid down a stinkscreen, and it caught her mid-sentence as she was walking across the room talking to me. There was no denying it...

[hyoslvr]

HAHA. Baby raper! But no seriously in this guys case, I bet a douche will work..Or better yet a vinegar douche!

[deevergote]

The funny thing is that as the title changes, the conversation twists in this thread seem SO random!