Deev quotes

[JohnD1079]

Wrinkles are just as sign of wisdom. I apply that to my clothing as well!

I really liked this one. First quote in my sig ever

[deevergote]

Ok... at the risk of sounding totally stuck on myself, I'm bumping this old thread up!

I don't mean this to be "oh, I'm so awesome!"... but people are CONSTANTLY quoting me in their sigs, so I want to see what's being quoted! I admit, I'll often say something funny just to see if it gets sigged... and it usually does.

[turbomaxx]

I stand by my first post on page one. Too fucking good.

[Ralphie]

I have definitely quoted you a few times but i cannot remember any of them lol.

[deevergote]

That's why I made this thread. Once the sigs are changed, the quotes are lost in my 50,000+ posts forever! (most of my posts are in OT, I'm sure... so they're uncounted. I don't dare try to count them from within the software, as that might crash it!)

[LadyG]

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[deevergote]

Normally I'd say post it, so it doesn't disappear with your sig when you change it... but I'm making a text file of them now.

[PakaloloHonda]

Ohhh .. this one is a strrrong contender for top 5!

most of my friends with large gauges had to cut part of their lobe out... my idiot friend Larry ate what they cut... kinda gross!

[cbscandal]

I don't remember any of them, so I can't contribute.

But, we should make a "Deev's responses to noobs asking about G23's" thread.
I think it could work.

[sulimed]

where's the one with U talking about pissing in someone refrigerator

[deevergote]

There are a bunch of em

[bobbycos]

where's the one with U talking about pissing in someone refrigerator

that was a good one

i miss the Jonas character

[Gemini]

Check my sig

[HenRoc]

I don't play favorites just because you have a vagina.

and the OPs reply:

Also, I have a large penis.
I chose Rhonda as a name because it had Honda in it.

[TracieS]

This Guy wanted to make his wagon hellaflush yo!!!

Find someone who has a unique car that you like, and email them asking "how can I make my car unique, just like yours?"

I hate these fucking trends... they're interesting for a month, when the innovators start drawing the spotlight... then all the kiddies follow suit, and take it from "hey, that's cool" to "oh no, not ANOTHER one like that!"



What do you need to do? Get some stupid low offset wheels meant for a RWD car. Put undersized tires on them so they stretch. Slam your car unsafely to the ground, so your wheels stick out sideways due to the extreme negative camber. Ride around on your sidewalls, showing off your cool new stance to your homies. Buy new tires in a month... or crash because a) sidewalls don't have any tread to keep the car on the ground, and b) sidewalls wear VERY quickly, because you're not supposed to be driving on that part of the tire.