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    #91
    Originally posted by deevergote

    Yes, I can read edited posts.
    MRT
    37.5 MPG, AC on, cruising at 80.
    30.0 MPG, AC on, aggressively driving around 90.
    27.5 MPG, no AC, cruising at 90 with occasional gridlock. 40 degrees Fahrenheit

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    Get some awesome wipers! <-- It's a DIY
    Originally posted by Tippey764
    I think driving your car naked will cause the engine to overheat
    Originally posted by deevergote
    sneaky motherfucker

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      #92
      Originally posted by deevergote View Post
      I can tell you I have a JDM dick. I can even show you a picture of it. Doesn't mean it's true. Also, we try to use real words on this forum. It helps people talk to us like we aren't idiots.

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      Sold too: P5ylance,GearBangnAccord
      Traded with: crazymikey,nine_deuce

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        #93
        Originally posted by deevergote View Post
        Banned for attempting to sell in the Beginner Forums. Banned permanently for saying "for sell".
        Dumb shit.

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          #94
          Originally posted by deevergote View Post
          I ate too much sushi for dinner tonight... yeah, nobody wanted to see that mess.
          this was in the pooping footlong turds thread.

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            #95
            Originally posted by deevergote View Post
            I'm also on my phone, by the way. I don't blame my mistakes on autocorrect. I read what I type before I send it, so it makes sense. But hey, I'm just a post "who're".
            Hissing exhaust thread. This was hilarious.

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              #96
              deev :If you don't support the war, that's all the more reason to support the troops!
              Stupid Starbucks... freakin' hippie company.
              via facebook
              back at it again

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                #97
                Originally posted by deevergote View Post
                I really need to just let it happen... I decided to let the full beard start.
                Of course, when I shave, I start at the sideburns... and yesterday I was in a rush, and forgot that i wasn't shaving the beard. I took about an inch and a half off from under the left sideburn. I said screw it, shaved the other side to match, and just left it!

                I realized something. If I pull off a bushy hipster beard, I might be able to land a pretentious hipster girl!
                from the no shave nov thread
                back at it again

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                  #98
                  Originally posted by deevergote View Post
                  If I sprouted girl parts and someone told me to go fuck myself... I would. I'd do it right there. Just drop trow and do the deed for all to see. Because I could. They may be horrified, disgusted, or downright jealous. Regardless, it'll make a lasting impression!
                  Just too good...

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                    #99
                    ooh my god that was great
                    back at it again

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                      Been debating for a day about making it my signature!

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                        Originally posted by wildBill83 View Post
                        Been debating for a day about making it my signature!
                        beat you to it!

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                        Originally posted by Stephen Fry
                        'It's now very common to hear people say, "I'm rather offended by that", as if that gives them certain rights. It's no more than a whine. It has no meaning, it has no purpose, it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. "I'm offended by that." Well, so fucking what?' —Stephen Fry
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                          damn you!

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                            Randomly stumbled upon this jewel, thought it should be in here:
                            Originally posted by deevergote View Post
                            No way! Scientology is awesome. Anything that John Travolta and Tom Cruise believe HAS to be true. They're celebrities... the modern equivalent to gods.

                            I'll ban you if you bash Scientology on this forum. It is the absolute truth.




                            Time to go smell my own farts...

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                              after reading this whole thread i realize that is is nice that deev is a funny guy and somewhat easy going. not an uptight asshole
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                                It took this thread to tell you that?






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