Deev quotes

[Law Grandeur]

"Dudes that like dudes are ok in my book. More girls for me! Win!

Girls that like girls are taking girls away... but they make good porn. Half-win!"

i forgot what thread. just had it saved lol

[trickedaccord92]

funny image + caption I did a while back for Deev when we were all playing halo. I don't know if he ever used it though ....

[evil_demon_01]

There are plenty more of course, but here is yesterday's ones . . . .

This thread is worthless without a video of you getting shot in the nuts.

Mitsubishi, as a company, is like a fat dude that swallowed a diamond. When something comes out, there's one gem and a whole lot of shit.

[i-07]

nice i like that mitsubishi

[redlined302]

being new to the site and all i havent really seen a lot of deev quotes but this one had me bagging up

Mitsubishi, as a company, is like a fat dude that swallowed a diamond. When something comes out, there's one gem and a whole lot of shit.

lmfao

[redlined302]

-__________________________- I really had no idea someone had already posted my favorite deev quote smh live and learn read the whole thread before posting

[bobbycos]

Yeah, but my sneezes are pretty damn funny.

or some of the stuff you say in person should be quoted lol like at diff meets
like at the ct meet when that creep in the eclipse should up

oh lord help me remember what deev said funny at the first freeze your ass off meet in the palisades boat basin. it had to do with hooters but not about the 3 hooters girls or the dead hooker

[deevergote]

That's why I need the thread... I can't remember what I say!


Initially I just wanted this thread to collect anything that people actually put in their signatures, rather than just random quotes... but hey, funny is funny. Sometimes I say things knowing full well that it's going to get quoted.

[Pali_Mo]

not sure if its already been said but..

every dead hooker quote
every headswap quote.


and theres this one that i cant find... you wrote like two or three sentences with no spaces. that was hilarious

[deevergote]

Yeah, the surgery is just too expensive. I'll just keep tucking it back.
...that's gonna get sigged...

The key to staying young is this: spend all your money on toys, and remember that girls have cooties!

When I was 13, I farted real big and activated a third strand of DNA. I'm superior to all you fuckers.


heeere siggy siggy siggy...

[HenRoc]

I fucking love this one. I was rolling

When I was 13, I farted real big and activated a third strand of DNA. I'm superior to all you fuckers.

[cuate01221]

That would be like an undercover female cop dressed as a prostitute wandering into a church during mass and attempting to seduce the priest... then arresting him.

hahaha Funny part is I can see that happening somewhere in this world!

[1993 CB7 LX]

No, I'm pretty sure it's an infection. Shit will do that to a dude. Gotta wrap it before buttsecks!

I like this one

[almostJDM]

heres one to add

Boosting with a carb is like being a sniper with a bazooka... it works, it gets the job done, but it's not the most precise method.

[HappyGilmore]

I just may have to change mine to a differ deev quote >.<