"The rules of your car"

[illestatus]

dont touch the windows if they are foggy!!!

[Tippey764]

dont touch the windows if they are foggy!!!

YES!!!! i hate my freinds drawling shit because they think its funny or cute. I spend a shit ton of time making my windows streak free and they screw it up.

[Jon]

Rules of my car:
• No eating, PERIOD.
• No liquids. Make sure you go pee before you get in!
• ABSOLUTELY no smoking of any sort.
• No muddy or dirty shoes. You will be asked to remove them and set them in your lap. If you don't like it, walk!
• No one EVER drives it but me. This is an interesting situation at tire/mechanic shops.
• My tunes, no exceptions!
• NO air wrenches to remove or install lug nuts! Do it by hand and with care.

[islandhopper]

Sex

No one is allowed to fornicate in my car, but me. Period.

[MikeW]

Rules of Mike's Car:

1. NO SMOKING.
1b. No, not even sitting in the car with the door open.

2. NO DRUGS OR OPEN CONTAINERS.
2b. If you have drugs, you must tell me before entering the vehicle.

3. THE RADIO IS FAIR GAME BUT I CAN VETO.

4. ASK BEFORE MOVING THE VENTS.
4b. They are strategically positioned, so please, dont move them.

5. DO WHAT YOU WANT WITH YOUR WINDOW.
5b. Remember that I have the "Master Switch". Im the window master. If I so choose, it's going up/down.

6. SEAT BELTS EVERYONE!

7. NO FOOD.
7b. Nothing liquidy or "juicy".
7c. Nothing that can crumble, be stepped on or leave crumbs.

8. DRINKS are ALLOWED
8b. BUT---lids must be on or they must be contained.
8c. If they are open/no lid/full, etc tell me and i will drive until it is at a safe "traveling" level.

9. "CRAZY, NOT STUPID"
9b. Do not complain about my driving.

10. SOMETIMES I LIKE TO RACE.
10b. Know this before entering the vehicle.
10c. In this instance, see rules #6 and #9.

11. WHEN YOU'RE DRIVING, ALL ABOVE RULES APPLY EXCEPT FOR RULES 9 and 10.

Got a new car since then but these rules still pretty much apply. I'll allow country music and the window(s) are ok now.

EDIT: 3 posts in 1 minute.

[quaidum]

no slamming the doors(i hate this)

[Ralphie]

No smoking(At all)
Eating and drinking is fine if we are stopped or as long as it isn't messy and you aren't a slob.
Seatbelts are not optional.
Don't bitch about my music or my driving.

Lets have fun!

[Daheavyking]

"The deal is the deal"
"No names"
"Never open the package"
"Never Make A Promise You Can't Keep"
"Respect the man, and the man will respect you"
"Greet the Man"
"Seat belt"

these should be the rules of every car

Hell yeah!!!! Oh and NO sex!!! Absolutely no penile and vaginal secretion!!!! There is no room in the coupe for those kind of activities.

[deevergote]

My rules have been ammended to one single rule.


"You drive. We're taking your car."

[fatboy1185]

My rules have been ammended to one single rule.


"You drive. We're taking your car."

This. I hate driving my Accord with other people. It's just too raw and noisy for others it seems.

[Hondapawa]

no slamming the doors(i hate this)

Yeah this is so true. I totaly freak when peoples slam my doors.

[deevergote]

This. I hate driving my Accord with other people. It's just too raw and noisy for others it seems.

Yeah. The Accord is no fun to drive with anyone else. I used to tell my friend Scot that I couldn't corner properly with him in the passenger seat throwing off the weight distribution! He took it to mean he was fat...
That, and shifting, hard acceleration, hard braking, hard cornering, loud music, loud exhaust... all things that make my Accord so much fun... NOT fun with a passenger!

My Fit is just full of shit, because I work in it. Computer and wires all over the passenger seat. Back seats folded up, with all sorts of crap on the floor (baby wipes, wash bucket, change of clothes, often a bass amp that I didn't feel like bringing inside...) It's a one-seater.


When I get my Caddy... I'll drive people. Then the rules become "sit down, shut up, don't touch anything... and if you drill a fart into my leather, you're walking!"
The Caddy is going to be my date car. Yes, the rules still apply.

[Hondapawa]

My Fit is just full of shit, because I work in it. Computer and wires all over the passenger seat. Back seats folded up, with all sorts of crap on the floor (baby wipes, wash bucket, change of clothes, often a bass amp that I didn't feel like bringing inside...) It's a one-seater.

Makes me remember of the dodge ram we worked with this summer. It smelled the shit and sweat. It was so disgusting haha. Food and shit all over the floor. Was disgusting haha!

[deevergote]

Yeah, mine isn't THAT bad. I have a bag of trash that's from yesterday's and today's breakfast and lunch... but that's going out tomorrow. It still smells good! It's pretty dusty, though... 163k miles will do that.

[Hondapawa]

Yeah, mine isn't THAT bad. I have a bag of trash that's from yesterday's and today's breakfast and lunch... but that's going out tomorrow. It still smells good! It's pretty dusty, though... 163k miles will do that.

Lol you roll all day long or what??? 163k miles on a new car wth .