your funniest sex fail..... go ahead confess

[MclovinRR]

before i met pam I was having sex with a girl I met a day earlier, as she orgasmed she yelled "Oh god alex." I said "Michele my name isn't Alex, it's Jerry." I pulled out and she responded "Um my name isn't Michele it's Melinda."


lets go ladies n gents lets here these funny sex stories

[acc0rd_adicti0n]

one time i was havin sex in the cb and this bitch tried to give me a hickey so i bounced her head off the window

not really a fail i just didnt want a hickey

[MclovinRR]

one time i was havin sex in the cb and this bitch tried to give me a hickey so i bounced her head off the window

not really a fail i just didnt want a hickey

still made me chuckle..... i give yours 8 points...

[Brandoncb7]

I've said the wrong name during sex. I was with my girlfriend and said my ex's name. Which is a girl she HATES. I played it off as me really drunk and making a bad joke lol. I was really drunk one night and fell asleep in the middle of it. I know I have some more bad mishaps with sex lol. I'll have to think about this one.

[Brandoncb7]

before i met pam I was having sex with a girl I met a day earlier, as she orgasmed she yelled "Oh god alex." I said "Michele my name isn't Alex, it's Jerry." I pulled out and she responded "Um my name isn't Michele it's Melinda."


lets go ladies n gents lets here these funny sex stories

This was funny as hell lol.

[nine_deuce]

My wife and I were having sex, I had just finished, told her "babe, I think I just peed" she started laughing. I said "no, seriously, I had to pee, now I don't and I'm not sure where it went"

[Brandoncb7]

my Wife And I Were Having Sex, I Had Just Finished, Told Her "babe, I Think I Just Peed" She Started Laughing. I Said "no, Seriously, I Had To Pee, Now I Don't And I'm Not Sure Where It Went"

Lmfao!

[acc0rd_adicti0n]

My wife and I were having sex, I had just finished, told her "babe, I think I just peed" she started laughing. I said "no, seriously, I had to pee, now I don't and I'm not sure where it went"

lmao grossssssssssss

[MclovinRR]

I've said the wrong name during sex. I was with my girlfriend and said my ex's name. Which is a girl she HATES. I played it off as me really drunk and making a bad joke lol. I was really drunk one night and fell asleep in the middle of it. I know I have some more bad mishaps with sex lol. I'll have to think about this one.

good good but this gets a 5 for an ok read

My wife and I were having sex, I had just finished, told her "babe, I think I just peed" she started laughing. I said "no, seriously, I had to pee, now I don't and I'm not sure where it went"

i lol'd i give you a 8 also

dont feel bad i consider mines to be a 7 on the funny scale

[Brandoncb7]

I was with a girlfriend of mine years ago. Probably when I was about 19 or 20 and there wasn't much we didn't or hadn't tried. So I had it in her ass one night but something was different. We had done this before but something wasn't quite right here this time. I pull out and go to turn the lights on and LOW AND BEHOLD. Yeah i'm sure you can figure out the rest. We were both drunk as hell but I guess she was drunk enough she had a problem of holding something in. It wasn't her liquor either. All over my goods. That's about the worst I have for you lol.

[MclovinRR]

^^^^

ohhhh dude come on i said funniest.... lmao you got shitdicked........ good one i give it to ya

[Brandoncb7]

Well i'm laughing my ass off right now lol. I'm about in tears.

[MclovinRR]

hahahahha trust me me too... dude dude... where the eff is everyone else i know damn well the rest of you fools have some funny stories

[Brandoncb7]

They're shy lol. I didn't really want to post that last one but nobody was doing it so I said screw it. I was happy to see you make this thread lol. I've read some messed up stuff on here so when this gets going it should have everyone falling out of their chairs lol.

[91@CCORD74]

well lol actually this morning around 6:30 I hit this chick up and said I need some of dat fyre head from you , she was like when i was like now. So I went over her crib, got sucked up for bout 20 mins. Now I had a homeboi that wants to flip this chick and she will do it, I was driving and texting at the same time, anyway I started texting a msg and it said " Aye I just got sucked up by Maia Jew " and I accidently sent it to Maia I didnt know til she texted me back "Ummmm wrong person hunny" I think i wud of felt betta if she got mad cas its like now i feel bad, but I must admit I almost died laughing when i got her msg