your funniest sex fail..... go ahead confess

[MclovinRR]

No offense taken young man. We good. I maybe 38 but still get it on like I was still 19. 1 piece of knowledge to share with you. "It only gets easier the older you get."

well yeah cuz since young guys are constantly trying to find the magic clitoris and the mystical g spot.... us older and more experienced folk already know where it is... hit it on point... leave the ladies amazed and wanting more.... while the young guys get.... ummm yeah..this was... um..interesting.. ill call you..... lol

[Deviant]

Why would that dude try to get ass with 2 1/2 inch dick? what an embarassment

[MclovinRR]

Why would that dude try to get ass with 2 1/2 inch dick? what an embarassment

dude its not the size of the boat its the motion in the ocean.... hahahha no thats not effin true.... cuz it can turn into a hot dog in a hallway situation....

[Brandoncb7]

Why would that dude try to get ass with 2 1/2 inch dick? what an embarassment

What other choice does he have lol...

[Juice21]

a while back there was this girl i wanted to bang out so bad and finally got the oppurtunity. but the catch was is i had to make it to her asap. so i picked her up and took her down to a spot by the beach and got to work in the car. windows were all fogged up and it was about 11pm. Now she is screaming her head off, and im getting ready to loose my composure, man it felt so good eyes were closed and when i opened em all i saw was white. a cop came up to the car and had his mag light shined all over my ass cause i was on top. gave me the speech on indecent exposure and let me go with a warnin. she was so embarassed when the cop was asking her to get out the car, she refused. so he had to go up to her. after all was done i tried to continue but she was to embarassed to go on

[MclovinRR]

a while back there was this girl i wanted to bang out so bad and finally got the oppurtunity. but the catch was is i had to make it to her asap. so i picked her up and took her down to a spot by the beach and got to work in the car. windows were all fogged up and it was about 11pm. Now she is screaming her head off, and im getting ready to loose my composure, man it felt so good eyes were closed and when i opened em all i saw was white. a cop came up to the car and had his mag light shined all over my ass cause i was on top. gave me the speech on indecent exposure and let me go with a warnin. she was so embarassed when the cop was asking her to get out the car, she refused. so he had to go up to her. after all was done i tried to continue but she was to embarassed to go on

hahahahah damn mike you seriously got busted????? wow this is funny.... 8 for you..... nothing more embarrassing that getting busted doing the nasty by a cop funny thing about it is that he got a great glimpse of dat ass... well... yours anyway.... hahahaha...

[jennaccord_210]

What other choice does he have lol...

well its not that he tried to hit it and failed.. but why would he whip his dick in my face if its that small ... shoulda been smart and skipped that part .. haha

[mappyCB7]

ok not a sex fail but fail nonetheless. I was home alone today so i figured fuck it!! I went to red tube to watch me some good ol fashioned porn. the comp[uter is in the living room. so not even two minutes later my bro's girl walks in. i wasn't wackin it or anything so it wasn't that bad but it was wwwaaaaaaaaayyyy awkward. then my brother was like soooo... you were watching porn? so i was like yeah!! played it off like nothing was wrong but god this is embarrassing.

[LITuner]

dont really know whether this is a sex fail or a oral fail lol...i was driving back from a party with my ex at about 11pm and i decided that i needed head at that moment. so i whip it out and shes doin it and we are driving down a major street when the light turns red...she continues...and a ford explorer pulls up with a bunch of guys inside (note:i didnt have any sort of tints). All of a sudden all the windows roll down and i get a round of applause. she backs off and covers her face...we get to her house and she didnt want anything to do with me...that was the day we broke up!

[Radioactive]

No offense taken young man. We good. I maybe 38 but still get it on like I was still 19. 1 piece of knowledge to share with you. "It only gets easier the older you get."

I agree. And I am glad that I am not the only "old guy" here. (I am 40)

[starchland]

dont really know whether this is a sex fail or a oral fail lol...i was driving back from a party with my ex at about 11pm and i decided that i needed head at that moment. so i whip it out and shes doin it and we are driving down a major street when the light turns red...she continues...and a ford explorer pulls up with a bunch of guys inside (note:i didnt have any sort of tints). All of a sudden all the windows roll down and i get a round of applause. she backs off and covers her face...we get to her house and she didnt want anything to do with me...that was the day we broke up!

damn that sucks. Maybe shes a hoe and sucked em all off in previous times

[MclovinRR]

ok not a sex fail but fail nonetheless. I was home alone today so i figured fuck it!! I went to red tube to watch me some good ol fashioned porn. the comp[uter is in the living room. so not even two minutes later my bro's girl walks in. i wasn't wackin it or anything so it wasn't that bad but it was wwwaaaaaaaaayyyy awkward. then my brother was like soooo... you were watching porn? so i was like yeah!! played it off like nothing was wrong but god this is embarrassing.

soo this was an awkward moment for you... hey maybe them seeing the porn motivated them to do the nasty... i give you a 1 failing in not getting any but allowing your brother and his girl to get motivated for the fandango... great job...

well its not that he tried to hit it and failed.. but why would he whip his dick in my face if its that small ... shoulda been smart and skipped that part .. haha

this is true

nice camel toe btw...lol

dont really know whether this is a sex fail or a oral fail lol...i was driving back from a party with my ex at about 11pm and i decided that i needed head at that moment. so i whip it out and shes doin it and we are driving down a major street when the light turns red...she continues...and a ford explorer pulls up with a bunch of guys inside (note:i didnt have any sort of tints). All of a sudden all the windows roll down and i get a round of applause. she backs off and covers her face...we get to her house and she didnt want anything to do with me...that was the day we broke up!

hahahaha noice..
7 for this story cuz she broke up with you..... do you guys still do the FWB thing???

I agree. And I am glad that I am not the only "old guy" here. (I am 40)

ewwww old balls itt......ftl... but hey we can learn some things from the old farts... lol im messin fellas

damn that sucks. Maybe shes a hoe and sucked em all off in previous times

this may be true... so they where applauding to either a) accept you to the crew...or B) be proud they wherent the only ones she gave the herpes to.... either way.... i lol'd....

no im kidding bro just having some laughs...

[luckyflip]

Just went through all the stories.funny as hell.I think miss accords takes the cake with the babydick.lol

[MclovinRR]

Just went through all the stories.funny as hell.I think miss accords takes the cake with the babydick.lol

glad my thread has made somebodies life so much better by just reading...

[luckyflip]

To bad I don't have a funny story.well once I got caught by my sister.idk if that counts tho.