"oh yeah, I'm gonna cum. uh, uh, uh. OH SHIT! my legs are cramping up. fuck. damn. I only did a little. "
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Originally posted by MclovinRR View Postcome on i know theres more sex fails out here... doesn't have to be yours but has to be funny... come onOriginally posted by greencb7inkc View PostFail.
These are long and theyre not yours. Like Mclovin said, fuck reading, lol.
EDIT: I said these weren't mine too lol. I've gotten shit dicked and had camers in the room before but never as bad as that last story.Last edited by Brandoncb7; 09-23-2009, 10:45 AM.
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hahahah
brandon you crazy...
but please try to keep the long stories short.... reading owns this forum.... hahahhahahaDELTA CAM GROUP BUY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSbCQuhAnNcla gringa pt.1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMz-F2saG_ola gringa pt.2
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Originally posted by jhondayaaj View Post"oh yeah, I'm gonna cum. uh, uh, uh. OH SHIT! my legs are cramping up. fuck. damn. I only did a little. "DELTA CAM GROUP BUY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSbCQuhAnNcla gringa pt.1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMz-F2saG_ola gringa pt.2
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i think we all have... hehehehehehe
funny as hell though...DELTA CAM GROUP BUY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSbCQuhAnNcla gringa pt.1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMz-F2saG_ola gringa pt.2
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well one time i was having sex with my ex and right when i pulled out she queefed, and that shit was funny but one time when i was having sex with my gf, i was in the same position and it just reminded me of it and i just started to laugh while having sex and she pulled away and i didnt know what to say to her why i was laughing. she got really mad, but whatever! good times!
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Originally posted by ddcb7 View Postwell one time i was having sex with my ex and right when i pulled out she queefed, and that shit was funny but one time when i was having sex with my gf, i was in the same position and it just reminded me of it and i just started to laugh while having sex and she pulled away and i didnt know what to say to her why i was laughing. she got really mad, but whatever! good times!
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So this one happened to me a while back. I met me a girl that was just about 5' even. We talked for a while and then we finally decide to go out on a date. We go and have dinner at this little Italian resturant. We then headed to the bar that I usually go to down here in downtown. I run in to an ex-fling I had. She was like so this is the new whore you are talking to. I was thinking to my self,"The shit is about to hit the fan". Well the new girl leans over looks her in the face and say's,"Yeah I am the new whore". She then grabs my dick and kisses me. Keep in mind that this was the first time we went out since we met. we have a few and then we head back to her place. Have a few more there and then I am feeling good.
We start kissing and one thing leads to another. I was going down tearing that shit up and she farts. She and I start to laugh and then I gagged. I guess it was the drunk in us. We try to shake it off but it was done. She tries to go down on me and I was like ok maybe she is gonna save it. Well I get back into it and she gets on top and as we are doning our thing I start to laugh. She is slowing down and asks why am I laughing. I told her I couldn't shake off the fact that she farted. I try to make it up to her and get her doggy-style. Well I start smashing it and then low and behold I fart.
I am thinking maybe she didn't here. But she did. Damn that Italian Resturant!
FAIL x2Last edited by JDM_CB7_TX; 09-23-2009, 04:57 PM.
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Originally posted by JDM_CB7_TX View PostSo this one happened to me a while back. I met me a girl that was just about 5' even. We talked for a while and then we finally decide to go out on a date. We go and have dinner at this little Italian resturant. We then headed to the bar that I usually go to down here in downtown. I run in to an ex-fling I had. She was like so this is the new whore you are talking to. I was thinking to my self,"The shit is about to hit the fan". Well the new girl leans over looks her in the face and say's,"Yeah I am the new whore". She then grabs my dick and kisses me. Keep in mind that this was the first time we went out since we met. we have a few and then we head back to her place. Have a few more there and then I am feeling good.
We start kissing and one thing leads to another. I was going down tearing that shit up and she farts. She and I start to laugh and then I gagged. I guess it was the drunk in us. We try to shake it off but it was done. She tries to go down on me and I was like ok maybe she is gonna save it. Well I get back into it and she gets on top and as we are doning our thing I start to laugh. She is slowing down and asks why am I laughing. I told her I couldn't shake off the fact that she farted. I try to make it up to her and get her doggy-style. Well I start smashing it and then low and behold I fart.
I am thinking maybe she didn't here. But she did. Damn that Italian Resturant!
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