but you can try. Ive never bowled a 300 though haha. Highest ever was a 279
No big deal..................yet. Got home, set the table for our upcoming grub session and guess what.................no freakin potato salad in the bags! 
Of course I'm irked because I'm hungry but I call the store and then decide to roll back over there to get the goods anyways. Now it comes to the fun part..................on the way into the parking lot I forgot (wasn't thinking) about a dip in the road that I usually avoid or go slow over so of COURSE I scrape on that. 
I go inside the store, get the salad and head back to the car.............no big deal here except time consumption. On the way out of the parking lot I run over a wandering Walmart plastic bag and didn't think much of it.................till I got a little ways down the road and started smelling melted plastic coming through the vents! 
Now I'm getting heated and just want to get home to eat. Well..............I'm sitting at a stop light (in the left hand turning lane) waiting to turn left towards my house, which when it turns green I do, and this retard in a Toyota 4x4 is in the right hand lane (turning left also 
). When I start heading up the hill after the turn I go to move over into the right hand lane since the turn to my house is coming up and I realize I can't because this dude is trying to race me! I speed up a little bit, and then he does. I go a little faster, and then he does too. Now it's on!! I gun it and smoke the crap out of his Toyota piecer 
, make my turn and head for the final stretch to the house. After all this I get inside, eat dinner (which is now cold) and head back outside to look under the car. Freakin Walmart bag is straight melted to my downpipe and I can't get it off with anything! .............................I think I'm going to go to bed now. 
No big deal..................yet. Got home, set the table for our upcoming grub session and guess what.................no freakin potato salad in the bags! Of course I'm irked because I'm hungry but I call the store and then decide to roll back over there to get the goods anyways. Now it comes to the fun part..................on the way into the parking lot I forgot (wasn't thinking) about a dip in the road that I usually avoid or go slow over so of COURSE I scrape on that. I go inside the store, get the salad and head back to the car.............no big deal here except time consumption. On the way out of the parking lot I run over a wandering Walmart plastic bag and didn't think much of it.................till I got a little ways down the road and started smelling melted plastic coming through the vents! Now I'm getting heated and just want to get home to eat. Well..............I'm sitting at a stop light (in the left hand turning lane) waiting to turn left towards my house, which when it turns green I do, and this retard in a Toyota 4x4 is in the right hand lane (turning left also ). When I start heading up the hill after the turn I go to move over into the right hand lane since the turn to my house is coming up and I realize I can't because this dude is trying to race me! I speed up a little bit, and then he does. I go a little faster, and then he does too. Now it's on!! I gun it and smoke the crap out of his Toyota piecer , make my turn and head for the final stretch to the house. After all this I get inside, eat dinner (which is now cold) and head back outside to look under the car. Freakin Walmart bag is straight melted to my downpipe and I can't get it off with anything! .............................I think I'm going to go to bed now. 
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